Debunking Bad Science
by: Jackson Oxler
The Illuminati Takeover
While this is in no way connected to biological anthropology, it was simply too entertaining to not include as a supplemental page for my debunking site. Did you know that, "the world is being controlled by a group of global elite and they have plans to change the way things are being run"? Well, I didn't either, but the fake science website really enlightened me into how I am being completely brainwashed and overrun by the Queen of England.
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How will this takeover begin? Well by a European army who will reinstate complete Nazi Germany control, of course. Mr. Smith claims this newly created European army is set to begin WWIII. This new "Nazi Run European Superstate" will then destroy the global financial markets, overthrow democratic governments, and ruin our spiritual sanctity. While I was certainly ignorant of this before, I am very thankful to be aware of how the global elite are brainwashing me before they overthrow my government. I do in fact follow the Queen on instagram- she's so cute, how can you not love her? But I will be more careful to not be taken over by her plans for the Nazi world order next time!